Ranting, Humor & Satire from the World's Biggest Degenerate Gambler
We are going to start posting our favorite horse racing videos on this page. If you have a suggestion for this page, send us the You Tube link to crap@serialhorseplayer.com.
The Handicapper
Kentucky Derby Winner Mine That Bird Playing Bird Ball
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Track Announcer Larry Collmus Calls the Wives Home
Mywifenoseeverything and The wifedoesntknow square off at Monmouth Park!
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Horse Racing Funny Bits From Across the Pond
A few funny bits from those crazy Brits
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Who Farted in the Winners Circle?
Oh, Hoof Hearted is in the winners circle.
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Speaking of Farts
Even horse farts are really funny.
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Track Announcer Loses Voice
Funny video of race caller Jimmy Jacques losing his voice at Globe Derby Park, South Australia. We sometimes wish this would happen to Mike Battaglia.
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Tom Durkin Can't Even Pronounce This One!
1989 at Hialeah: Durkin tries to pronounce a horse we can't even spell with Spellcheck!
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Durkin Can Sing!
Track Announcer Tom Durkin sings this horse home.
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Reporter Turns Ghetto in Three Seconds When Bug Flies in Mouth
This has nothing to do with horse racing, but is so funny we felt the need to share.
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Grants Pass Announcer Calls Wrong Breed!
A train wreck of a race call as announcer Marty Seether continues to call the race long after the horses cross the finish line. An instant classic!
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Weiner Dogs at Portland Meadows!
These dogs are so cute you just want to put them in a bun and eat them! Yeah PETA, we said that!
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First Openly Gay Horse to Compete Sunday
(Not that there is anything wrong with that)
First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday
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Evander Holyfield to Box Horse for Heavyweight Title
Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title
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New Ad campaign for Pennsylvania Racetracks
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Streaker in a Photo
This is one of our favorites of all time. No body parts were harmed in the making of this video.
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Hang on Nate!
Jockey Nate Hubbard did not want to get his silks dirty. A 1989 classic video.
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Whip Me Harder With Lisa Nova
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Jockey Liam Hollins The Favorite To Brutally Whip Horse To Kentucky Derby Win
Fresh from his Blue Grass Stakes win, Hollins moves onto the Kentucky Derby where he hopes to be the first to mercilessly beat a horse across the finish line.
Jockey Liam Hollins The Favorite To Brutally Whip Horse To Kentucky Derby Win
