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May 24, 2013 12:09PM
May 24, 2013 11:00AM
Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second
SAN ANTONIO—In an effort to inspire the team before Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals, Spurs captain Tim Duncan reportedly reminded his teammates Friday to always put their duties as fathers before their jobs as basketball players.
May 23, 2013 12:03PM
Sportsgraphic: Highlights From David Beckham?s Career
With David Beckham retiring last week, Onion Sports examines notable moments from the soccer player’s illustrious 21-year career.
May 23, 2013 08:50AM
Dwight Howard Interested In Ruining Rockets
LOS ANGELES—Ahead of his impending free agency, Lakers center Dwight Howard told reporters Thursday that he is “very interested” in moving to Houston and completely ruining the Rockets.
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Ah, just kidding.
If you are looking for a “mobile” version of The Serial Horseplayer, than all we can say is buy yourself a damn IPad!
One of our staff went to Best Buy, checked out the IPad, and he said the web site really looked pretty cool.
He also reported that our web site looked pretty good on some of those fancy IPhones and Android phones before store security escorted him out of the store.Our technical adviser Purvis Stettlestone (pictured with his new phone) is currently working on a TSH App, which he hopes to have done sometime next month.
Stettlestone made news several years ago by coming out with
the first wooden phone, which quite surprisingly has not caught on yet.Everyone in the TSH office is using them, and except for a few issues with splinters and the fact they take four “D” batteries, the phone has been a hit with the staff.
We will keep you abreast on the progress of the TSH App, and in the meantime instead of calling, we suggest you contact us via email at crap@serialhorsplayer.com
